[Sweetie Belle]
Cheerilee is sweet and kind.
She's the best teacher we could hope for!
The perfect stallion you and I must find.
One to really make her heart soar!
Buuut...
This one's too young;
This one's too old.
He clearly has a terrible cold!

[Apple Bloom]
This guy's too silly;
He's way too uptight.

Persnickety: I say!

[Sweetie Belle]
Well nothing's wrong with this one,
He seems alright!

Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.

[Sweetie Belle]
How 'bout this one?

[Apple Bloom]
He's much too flashy.

[Scootaloo]
He might do.

[Apple Bloom & Sweetie Belle]
If he weren't so splashy.

[Apple Bloom]
Too short,

[Sweetie Belle]
Too tall,

[Apple Bloom]
Too clean,

[Scootaloo]
Too smelly!

[Sweetie Belle]
He's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly!

[Apple Bloom]
I don't think that we're mistaken.
It seems all the good ones are taken.

[Sweetie Belle]
I really feel that at this rate,
We'll never find the perfect date.

[Apple Bloom, Scootaloo & Sweetie Belle]
Don't wanna quit and give up hope!

Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?

[Sweetie Belle]
Oh please, oh please, oh please say-

Big Macintosh: Nope.

[Sweetie Belle]
We did it girls, we've found the one!
Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter!

Apple Bloom: Wait a minute, let me get this straight. Are you talkin' about my brother?